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NOW PLAYING-MADONNA-WHO'S THAT GIRL?
The Eds went outside to tell the first person they saw about the news. Just then, Rolf walks by with his goat Victor.
“Hello greedy Ed-boys!” Rolf said cheerfully. “What is going on here?”
“Hiya, Rolfie-boy!” Eddy said. “Guess what? I have great news!”
“Candied beets are on sale at the market?”
“Um, no…”
“You're moving away?”
“No...why would I do that? And why would that be good news?”
“I give up. What is it?”
“What would you say if I told you that I know the lead singer from The Superstars?” Eddy said.
“I'd say, ‘you're crazy, stumpy Ed-boy!’,” Rolf said.
“Fine. I know the lead singer of the Superstars, and they’re going to be performing for us!” Eddy said proudly.
There was a slight pause. Rolf looked at Eddy and then looked at Victor. “Ho-ho! You're crazy, stumpy Ed-boy!”
“I saw that one coming about a mile away,” Eddy said.
Just then, Jamie sees Eddy and walks over to him.
“Hey, Eddy,” Jamie said.
“Wow! Was that perfect timing or what?” Eddy said. “There's someone you gotta meet. Rolf, this is Jamie...you know, the lead singer of The Superstars.”
Jamie smiled. “Nice to meet you, Rolf. So, are you a fan of mine?”
“Yes, talented Jamie-girl. I watched your concert the other night. I must say that I have never heard of such music before. It is unheard of in my country. But I enjoyed it.”
“Thanks. You're not so bad yourself.”
“So...you know this short Ed-boy?”
“Know him? Of course I do,” Jamie said as she put her arm around Eddy’s shoulder. “He's my cousins' friend.”
“Who is you're cousin?”
“Ed is.”
Rolf was dumbfounded. “The large Ed-boy?” he asked. Jamie nodded rapidly and said, ”Yeah.”
Rolf started to laugh. “Ho-ho! I must suppress my pain of laughter! I thought you said that brainless Ed-boy was a relative of yours!”
“Ed, Rolf doesn't believe that we're related! Can you imagine that?”
“Show him that picture!” Ed said.
Jamie smacked her forehead. “Of course! The picture! I had forgotten about that!” She reached into her pocket and shows the picture of Ed & Jamie at the beach.
“There!”
Rolf looked at the picture. “I have never seen such a thing!”
“No kidding,” Jamie said. “Anyway I’m gonna be here for a few weeks and-“
“Hmm…Rolf can identify a scheming Ed-boy from a distance of 10 chickens! What are you planning?”
“Nothing major, Rolf. We were going to have the band perform for every kid in the entire cul-de-sac - with a small admission price, of course. And, you can...go backstage after the concert is over and meet the rest of the band. All for a small fee of...25 cents.”
“You must be poking my eggplants!” Rolf said.
“Not a chance,” Jamie said.
“Yes, that is good!” Rolf said. “I must be leaving you. Come, Victor! There is much work to be done!”
“Hey Rolf! Think fast!” a voice called out as a football sailed right into Rolf’s hands. It was Kevin.
“Oh, great,” Eddy groaned.
“Who’s that guy?” Jamie asked.
“Trust me – you don’t want to know,” Eddy said.
“Hi Kevin!” Ed called out.
“Nice catch, Rolf,” he said. “What are you doing with dor-“
He stopped short and saw Jamie standing next to Eddy. “Hey, aren’t you…” Kevin stammered.
“Yeah, I am,” Jamie interrupted matter-of-factly.
“Awesome!” Kevin said. Jamie grabbed the football from Rolf’s hands. “Watch this,” Jamie said. “Hey, may I throw this to you?”
“Sure!”
“All right Kevin…go long!” Jamie said. Kevin runs back a little bit.
“Is this ok?” he asked.
“No no! Keep going – I’ll tell you to stop!”
Kevin keeps on running, then he stops. She yells to him to keep going back further. Kevin does so. He keeps on running until Jamie can’t see him anymore. “Is this fine?” Kevin yelled out.
“That’s perfect!” Jamie hollered. “I’m going to throw it to you, okay?”
“Okay!”
“Here it comes!” Jamie said. She held the ball in the air, and then she flung her arm and released the football from her hand. It sailed through the breeze and into Kevin’s hands. Kevin stared at the ball, dumbfounded. “No way,” he thought. Kevin ran back to where Jamie was standing. “You did this?” he asked.
“Yeah, why?” Jamie asked. “Did I do it wrong?”
“Amazing,” Double-D breathed. “The angle of trajectory was top-notch, plus the wind conditions being what they were at the time of-“
“Can it!” Eddy said. “She’s got a good arm, and that’s not all!”
“You didn’t do it wrong,” Kevin said. “But, I gotta ask you – why are you hanging around these losers? You gotta be more upper-class than that!”
Jamie started to get angry. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Double-D tapped Jamie on the shoulder. “Jamie, I must warn you – we don’t get along well with Kevin,” he whispered.
“Is THAT so?” Jamie whispered back.
“Darn right!” Eddy said.
“Well, Kevin, I’ll have you know that I am related to one of these ‘dorks’,” Jamie snapped at him.
“You’re bluffing!” Kevin said. “Which one?”
“Ed.”
“No way!” Kevin started to laugh. “This is rich, man! TOO rich!”
Jamie ran over to Kevin and picked him up off the ground. “That’s right,” she said coldly. “And if I hear you make fun of my cousin or his friends…heaven help you.”
“Whoa!” Eddy said.
Kevin gulped anxiously. “Yeah, fine, whatever.”
Jamie put him on the ground. “Good,” she said. “You wanna see some proof?”
“Lay it on me,” Kevin said. Jamie reached into her pocket and showed Kevin the picture.
“See that, Kevin?” Jamie said smugly. “Game. Set. Match.”
“Oh man…this is unbelievable,” Kevin breathed. “If you would have told me that before, this whole thing wouldn't have happened.”
“Yeah, well, you never asked,” Jamie said. “Are we cool now?”
“Yeah, we’re cool.” Kevin nodded with a slight subservience
“Okay, just checking.” she said with a touch of dominance.
“Just one more thing – can I have your autograph?” he peeped.
Jamie sighed. “Okay, fine! I’ll sign the football if you want me to.” She found a pen in her pocket and signed the football. “Enjoy,” she said. Kevin ran away.
“I must be going now - there is much work to be done!” Rolf said. “Come, Victor!” Rolf and Victor walked away
“Well, that was very interesting,” Jamie said.
“Indeed!” Ed said. “Is it naptime?”
“I wish.”
“So, when is this concert?” Double-D asked.
“Beats me,” Jamie shrugged.
“Details, details. We gotta promote this thing for all it's worth!” Eddy said.
“And, it's worth a lot!” Jamie said.
“Hey, I like how you think!” Eddy said coyly. “I’m starting to rub off on you!”
“Yeah, thanks. Now, come on...we gotta get ready!”
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