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“So, this is your room, huh?” Jamie asked. “It’s very…retro. I like that.”

“Thanks!” Eddy said. “I have all your records. I may listen to "old-school" stuff, I still like to listen to your album...t be honest it's the only ‘modern’ one I'll play, and that's a compliment, believe me.” He grabbed one of his Superstars’ records and handed it to her. “Will you sign it for me?”

“Sure I will,” Jamie said sweetly. She grabbed a pen from her pocket and thought of something to write. “Hmm…how about this: ‘To Eddy, my biggest fan – I’m glad you like the album. All the best always – Proud 2 B Loud! Love always, Jamie’.” She handed the album back to him. “Enjoy.”

“I will, Jamie,” he said with a warm smile. “Believe me, I will!”

“This has been quite interesting,” Double-D remarked. “I think this is the first time that a famous rock star has ever been inside the cul-de-sac before, and one so down-to-earth and in control!It's in a word...refreshing!" he laughed."Imagine what all the other kids would think?”

“Yeah...” Eddy said. As soon as he said it, the dollar signs lit up in his eyes. “Perrrfect!”

“Whoa, what’s ‘Perrrrrfect’? What's that mean?” Jamie asked with a hint of suspicion in her purr.

“I'll tell you in the morning." Eddy dismissed. "This idea will make us so rich, our Jawbreaker stash will never run out! Hahahaha!!!”

The next morning, Jamie wakes up. She sees that Eddy's bed is empty, so she looks for him. She finds him in the kitchen making breakfast. She shuffles into the kitchen.

“Good morning, sunshine!” Eddy said.

Jamie yawned. “Whatever. Ed and Double-D are still sleeping.” Jamie collapsed into the chair by the table with a sleepy thud.

“Well, wake them up! They have to hear my idea, too!”

“You’ve gotta be kidding me,” Jamie groaned in complaint.

“But before that, would you like some of my omelette? You haven't lived until you tried one!”

“Okay,” she said flatly. He handed her a plate with the omelette on it. She stares at it for a moment, picks up her fork, and starts eating it. “Mmm…this isn’t bad, Eddy. Did you make it?”

“Sure did!” he said proudly. “Now, go fetch the others.”

Jamie walked back into Eddy’s room and woke Ed and Double-D up. They walked into the kitchen.

Ed yawned. “I smell breakfast, guys!”

“So, you wanna hear my idea?”

“Do we have a choice?” Double-D said cynically.



“Nope!” Eddy piped.

“I figured that,” Jamie said with a smirk. “What's your idea?”

“You know that those other kids don't like us, right?”

“What’s your point, if there is one?” Jamie asked.

“I have a foolproof plan that can make them like us!”

Jamie smiled. “I know that this is gonna be foolproof, even before you tell me what the plan is.”

“Really?”

“Right. Because there's proof that you're a fool, and this plan is not gonna work!”

“Very funny, Jamie,” Eddy said sarcastically. “I’m gonna laugh myself into a seizure now!”

“I thought it was,” Double-D said. “Jamie, you’re very clever.”

“Thanks Double-D – it’s one of my many qualities.”

“Anyway, my plan is that we make those kids jealous!”

Jamie held her hand out. “Let me guess – that’s where I come in, right?”

Eddy smiled. “You catch on quick, sweetheart. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is...can you perform for us? I'm sure it will make the others eaten up with jealousy that we know the lead singer of the best band in the world!”

“Thanks for the flattery, but I'm not sure that this idea's gonna fly.”

“Fine! If not for them, then do it for me!”

“Let me think about that for a sec – no.”

“Please?” Eddy begged.

“There has to be a catch somewhere...if I do this, then what's in it for me?”

Eddy thought it over. “You can keep some of the profits!”

“How much?”

“15%”

“You’ve gotta be kidding me. Up the ante and maybe I’ll consider it.”

“Alright already! 50% And that's my final offer! Take it or leave it!”

“I don't know if the other guys will - did you say 50%?”

“Yeah!”

“Okay, I’ll do it.”

“Perrrfect! We'll be eating Jawbreakers all week!” Eddy said.

“Drats!” Double-D said.

“Liver n onions, hold the mustard!” Ed said.

“You know what, Jamie?” Eddy asked.

“What?”

“This may be the start of a beautiful relationship!”

“Whatever you say, Eddy,” Jamie said with a smile. “I’ll be right back.” Jamie left the kitchen.

“Let’s go outside,” Eddy said. “I’m telling you, guys - the kids will pay big to see Jamie in concert right in their own backyard!”

“What about our backyard, Eddy?” Ed asked. “Can we have it there?”

“Shut up, Ed,” Eddy said in reply.
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